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something i wrote today. it's about 2 teachers at my college
Daniel sears 8.6.05 the battle of the toes
Terry bedsted was having an argument. He was arguing with Daniel right because terry bedsted thort he was the better administrator but Daniel thort he was.
Terry was about to kick Daniel with his rite foot.
“watch out dan the man you stupid administrator I’m coming to kick you”
terry bedsted lifted up his foot. “you won’t kick me” said the sprite can “I help all the students do quests”
“well “said terry “I am just so good at shortcuts”
“well”said Daniel right “at least I don’t have a stupid sir name”
“but you should be called Daniel wrong”said terry.
Terry bedsted lifted his toes higher. All of a sudden his left foot came in front of him and tripped him up. He fell on Daniel right
“what you do that for kingdom of leaver stock” said Daniel right standing up
“because”said terry “I’m deffinetly the better ICT tutor. You just sit on your bottom all day”
“shut up bouncer”said Daniel right “all you do all day is sit in a office”
“I can fix computers”said terry “you can’t”
terry bedsted slapped Daniel right “there you go stupid ict tutor”
“can we just settle the argument?”said Daniel right
“no we can’t”said the bouncer
in the end Daniel right and terry bedsted kicked each other and terry bedsted was never seen again
hmm
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